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Fleshlight Creates Fleshwash
Because it must now be said. You nasty bitches need to bathe more. Ok, it’s out there now. As any man who’s ever owned one can tell you, the key to keeping your Fleshlight in tip-top shape is keeping it clean. Now, however, the debate is over on what to use to keep the numerous [...]
The Lady GaGa Sex Doll?
Pipedream Products [surprisingly SFW] describes their Lady Gag Gag inflatable sex doll as a “deep-throat drag queen” which implies penis. But on the box she looks like a real lady. Now we have to buy one to investigate ourselves. [ONTD]
Real Touch Adds Rental Option Along With Free Alternative
Innovative masturbation device RealTouch is adding new features that will provide owners with more usage options. The proprietary haptic device with specially encoded video-on-demand to create an immersive experience for the viewer/participant now allows customers to view their favorite scenes on a seven day rental and unlimited viewing basis. “It’s all about the customer,” said [...]
Fleshlight Releases ‘Sex in a Can’
Finally technology has solved the eternal problem of how to get your drink on and your fuck on at the same time. God bless America. Fleshlight has released the Sex in the Can line with three styles: O’Doyles Stout, Sukit Draft and Lady Lager, all encased in gold cans. Inspired by the Irish beer, O’Doyle’s Backdoor Stout [...]
The Most Desirable Pornstars In The World
There are many different ways to rank the popularity of pornstars: through fan-powered popularity polls, measurement of website traffic, number of Twitter followers, DVD sales…but RealTouch has come up with what may be the most fascinating one of all. For those who don’t remember, RealTouch (or the robopussy, as we like to think of it) [...]
The Flesh Drive Has Arrived
It’s new technology for the new year. What is this new technology you ask? Well they are called flesh drives and they are pretty fucking cool. Basically it’s a flash drive with a shit ton of porn on them. You can get different sizes and some of them hold up to 3,000 movies. How fucking [...]
Bang My Stepmom- Guy Meets His Hot Stepmom And Fucks HerSergio went over to his father's house to meet up with him, but his father wouldn't be home for hours. While he was home alone waiting for his father, his new stepmom came home and they met for the first time. They chatted for awhile on the couch and got to know each other. After he stayed there for a few days, he noticed that Morgan had a killer b […]
- Hot Milf Is Fucked By Studly StepsonPersia Pele is a lonely slut that wants more cock. Her stepson TJ Cummings gets to provide it. At the bar in their home she comes on to him and the next thing you know she is sucking his cock. Her deep throating of his stiff tool turns him on and he returns the favor by licking her juicy pussy. Sitting on a bar stool she spreads her legs and he slips his pol […]
- Guy Meets His Hot Stepmom And Fucks Her